Orgasms for Breakfast: A New Way to Waking Up

Orgasms for breakfast? Sounds delicious.

Imagine this: You wake up in the morning, like every other morning, roll out of bed and crawl to the kitchen for your daily dose of caffeine. But instead of coffee, like the average kitchen, on your counter sits a gorgeous being willing to offer you anything your heart desires.

And anything really means anything. S/he means to please you in any way they can so that you’re ready to take on your day. That includes many, many orgasms. What woman isn’t ready for some hot loving before eight or so hours of drab?

And imagine this: the orgasms energize you above and beyond the powers of any cup of coffee (espresso shot or not) and drab becomes fab. Imagine Cinderella but with orgasms.

While this is just a fantasy scenario, there are women out there actually living the dream.

Women have it great in the orgasm department since we’re able to get off on clitoral stimulation alone. Without question, having something inside is pretty great. Still, it’s comforting to know that assistance isn’t necessary for an amazing orgasm. Not everyone has an orgasm-dispenser on her kitchen counter.

And there are even benefits to this whole “having orgasms” thing besides the toes-curling pleasure of it all.

An orgasm releases oxytocin, a hormone in your brain that does magical things like make you very happy, relieve stress, take the (actual) pain away, and increase the blood-flow to your brain. Read 8 Facts About The Female Orgasm if you still need convincing.

There are many ways you can go about this:

For instance, how about joining your partner in the shower for a quickie before both of you have to do important non-fun things? Not only will each of you be thoroughly cleaned from head to toe but the rush of coming under the hot shower water will keep you energized and ready to take on the world. Never mind round two.

If you’re running a little lower on time, nothing beats oral sex in the morning.

Speaking of eating, did you know that sex burns calories? Nothing like starting your day with a nice workout that brings pleasure instead of pain. According to Woman’s Day, having sex can help you burn more than 144 calories in a thirty minute time-span. As if you needed another reason to have sex. Feeling a little lazy? You can still burn up to one hundred calories in the same amount of time through oral.

If you don’t have a partner, as there are a lot of us who don’t, give yourself an orgasm. Use your hands or a special sex toy to get yourself the satisfaction you need to start your day. There are plenty of toys out there, so you have time to discover which one is for you. Try one of our personal favorites: Lily.

No matter how you decide to take your climaxes, there’s not a single thing that would make your morning better. So how about it? Would you like some sex with those eggs?

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